The Lien and the Unicorn, a romance, by Jane

Once apon a time there was a unicorn her name is melody oun day she met a Lien his name is michael he saw melody the Lien roared as loudly! as he cud and he did that roar because he loved melody he seid I love you meanwhile there was a army of tigers that wantid to mary melody so the tigers and the lien was going to have a batule. the Lien won! Melody was prowd! "You wun! You wun! I love you too." Then thay got maryd and that was the story of the unicorn and the Lien the end.