NZ TOTALLY SOLD OUT OF ELECTRIC FANS!

Yes, I have it on the authority of Briscoes, (one of our largest homeware stores) that "the whole country is sold out of fans." Not a one to be had in this advanced and civilised nation. Admittedly, it has been an unusually warm and dry summer, but for the first time in sixteen months I feel that I am living on a tiny island tucked away at the bottom of the world.